I've got a brilliant idea. Let's make Arizona one of the two states to ignore daylight savings time. Yeah! We're cool cowboys! ...well, except when the sun rises at 5:26 a.m., with the rays of the angry inferno of death hitting my eyes and heating up my room to 80 degrees by 6 a.m. Le sigh.
Since I seem unable to sleep more than 4 hours a night without turning the a.c. down to 70 degrees, my summer will surely be filled with caffeinated adrenaline-induced treadmill-enhanced working sessions. Oh joy.