I made the mistake of eating a banana while walking to class. 
Random jerk: "Oh yeah, that's my dream girl right there."
Uh huh. Keep dreaming. 
I have to wonder though.. Did he even look at what I was doing to that poor banana? I was tearing off sections with my teeth, then chewing them to a state of utter pulverization. How is it sexy at all? If I was a guy, I'd cringe every time I saw a girl eating a banana. Just sayin'.