I got home today and went to check on the cats' Le Bistro machine............. to find it missing. Gone. All that was left was the detachable food dish that the machine dumps into. WTF.

I start the search for the 2 foot tall, 10 lb machine, wondering if my cats had been practicing telekinesis in my absence. Finally I found it, apparently dragged two rooms away, buried under a blanket by a cat that clearly wanted to hide the evidence. This is what I get having a brilliant cat with a food addiction. Maybe I need to get him hooked on something else. Like crack. At least that's something I can hide from him.

Maybe.

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I want to thank my friends for being the coolest people on the planet and making me feel special on my birthday, even though I'm a million miles from all of you. Thank you <3