Actual conversation.

...
Him: You won't go to lunch with me because you think you'll get fat?
Me: No, I just have to get some work done.
Him: I think that's why all skinny girls are crazy- you don't eat enough.
Me: ..you know you just called me crazy, right?
Him: Well it's a good thing, because I wouldn't like you anymore if you were fat.
Me: ...
Him: I think God hates us. All of the cool girls are fat, and all of the skinny girls are crazy.
Me: Uhh.. I'm gonna go now.
...

After telling him later that he was being kind of a jerk, this was his response:
"Oh. But I'm starting to think girls like jerks. I was planning on being a jerk to the next string of girls I meet."


Talking to girls. Ur doin it rong.